If it had been the thoughts of cats, the news would have surprised no one.
016. Questionable Failure
The Planet Of The Failed Inventor
I made a device that allows me to read the thoughts of dogs.
Really? What do they think about, mostly? Food?
No, actually. Most of the time it’s the philosophy of Heraclitus of Ephesus, circa 500 BC.
What… all dogs?
Death is what we see when awake, and what we see asleep is sleep.
Those who look for gold dig up much earth and find little.
That’s… er… well…
I’ll admit it does raise more questions than answers.