It really is rather good, y’know.
021. iPlanet
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iPlanet
It’s just like the planet you already own.
But with a touchscreen.
And fewer sharp edges.
And no Flash support.
The Planet With The Really Rather Good Touchscreen
(Did we mention…
…how good the touchscreen was?)

And everything costs more.
Too bad it’ll be unhabitable (aka obsolete) in a year or so.
Yeah, but a new iPlanet’s always right around the corner.