Annnnnd we’re done! The Nile Journals’ first big multi-part story is all wrapped up, save for a few little epilogues and bits of housekeeping to come next week. And also: naked Ignatz! Very naked Igantz, apparently (I’m pretty sure I stole that line from somewhere but can no longer recall where. Warren Ellis, maybe?).
28. The Long Bad Tuesday ~ Conclusion
Week 6: Tuesday – You did it, Spooky.
Nile: Spooky?
Spooky: …nnh
Nile: You did it, Spooky.
Spooky: …feel like crap.
Nile: You cured me.
Week 6: Tuesday – You cured me.
Spooky: I want a divorce.
Nile: We’re not married.
Spooky: Then I want to break up.
Nile: We’re not going out, either.
Spooky: Then I want a gun!
Nile: Here.
Nile: Make sure to aim for my head.
Week 6: Tuesday – Thank you.
Nile: Seriously. You saved my life. Thank you.
Spooky: Don’t. You don’t need to-
Ignatz: *ahem*
Ignatz: While I’m glad that everything seems to have worked out okay, I do have two questions.
Ignatz: What’s happened to my car? And why am I standing here naked?
Nile: Um… yeah. Er…
Spooky: Very naked.
Nile: Yeah, this is going to take a bit of explaining…