But Brad Dourif ends up stealing the show in his bit part as the Sea of Vapours.
036. The Remake
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The Planet Of The Unnecessary Remake
So everyone loves the moon, right?
Okay, so get this! Ready?
The Moon… Two!
We’re thinking Bruce Willis for the Crater of Copernicus and Natalie Portman as the Sea Of Tranquillity.
That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard!
Make it Brad Pitt as the crater – then we got ourselves a picture.
Genius!
I’ll call merchandising!

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