I think it’s pretty clear what side of the forgiveness/permission debate alien xenomorphs tend to fall on.
043. Surprise!
The Planet Of The Surprise Promotion
I’ve been very impressed with your performance lately , Bob.
Thank you, sir.
And that’s why I’ve decided to parasitize your chest cavity with my larval young.
Now I know it’s a lot of added responsibility, but-
Wait! Er… I mean, I’m sorry sir, but I’m going to have to decline.
Ah. This is a bit awkward then. Tell me Bob, do you remember anything much from the office Christmas party?
Um… actually no, Sir. it’s a funny thing but the entire evening is a complete-
grrrrgle.
…blank.
Been getting any unexplained stomach cramps lately, Bob?
You utter bastard, sir.
