090. Next Year's Model

090. Next Year’s Model

This year’s E-merl Christmas Extravaganza was all ready to go last week, but then I foolishly forgot to upload it before going away for Christmas. Hence the day late posting. Still, better late than never, right? Happy Holidays all!

Transcript

The Planet Of God & Son (At Christmas!)

Happy Birthday, son.
Awww, Dad.

A… crucifix?
Wonderful craftsmanship, isn’t it?

Seriously, Dad? A crucifix!? You know how many painful memories this thing dredges up?

No look, this is next year’s model.

See, you twist this and turn that…

And it’s a fighter jet!

Then you bend that back and pull this…

And it’s a robot!

Wow. Okay, I guess that is pretty cool.
I know, right?

Imagine how awesome it’s going to look next time I send you to Earth and they nail you up to this sucker!
Yeah, I-

Wait, what!?

Posted on December 27, 2011 at 10:25 pm in 100 Planets. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment or trackback from your own site.

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