I think it’s pretty clear what side of the forgiveness/permission debate alien xenomorphs tend to fall on.
Posts from January 2011
11:23. The Book
Klaus could have a real future on TV, once someone invents a home shopping channel. “The Book Of The Dead can now be yours for just five easy no-interest payments!”
Illustrated by Douglas Noble.
042. The Sequel
Because one remake is never enough.
The Planet Of Unnecessary Remakes 2
So Moon Two was a hit, right?
Solid gold box office smash!
Right! So I’m thinking sequel. And you know what that means?
Moon… 3D?
Right! And maybe also Casey Affleck as the Sea of Fertility.
I don’t know. 3D movies – they’re yesterday’s news.
What are you saying?
I’m saying we take this to the next level.
We build an actual, physical three-dimensional moon in orbit around the planet!
Forged from purest Hollywood! Able to reign down lunar death on all competing studios!
And With Brad Pitt fused into its centre as its living, breathing, marketable heart!
…
You don’t think we might be crossing a line into full-on, evil megalomania??
It’s what the audience wants!
11:22. All In
I take it back, that was plenty of detail. Perhaps a bit too much.
Illustrated by Douglas Noble.
041. Exclaimed
And now ex-planet, apparently.
11:21. Who Made The Rule?
Klaus is perhaps not being as forthcoming on detail as Pete would like. Bad Klaus!
Illustrated by Douglas Noble.
040. Shiny Doodads
Not to be confused with The Planet Of Tomorrow, which is about 80% less porny.
11:20. Down To Joe
Eep! But who’s going to handle the new, evil-looking Joe!?
Illustrated by Douglas Noble.
039. Gigantic Proportion
Happy New Year everybody! May all your proportions in 2011 be gigantic ones!