I guess the Batman sim must already have been on loan.
094. Great Defective
Transcript
Have you cracked it, Holmes?
It’s quite elementary. I am clearly an artificial recreation of a fictional detective.
But the murderer, Holmes! Who was it?
Oh, I don’t think I’ll be telling you that old boy. Good day.
Fzzzt!
Goddamn it!
I told you the Holmes sim was useless. It just solves itself and then decompiles.
Fine! Get me a sim of fiction’s second greatest detective.
The Planet Of The Great Detective
So, any luck?
None whatsoever!
All he’s done is follow me around the whole week, asking these inane-
Oh and er, just one more thing.
Last night you weren’t… er… killing anybody or anything like that?
Fuck off, Columbo!
Are you leaving the L out of Holmes just to make me twitch?
Love your comics, but is’t it supposed to be Holmes?
Did you mean to misspell Holmes?
Uh… the missing L was part of an elaborate ARG! Yes, that’s it (and after I went to all that trouble to double check the spelling of Columbo).
Columbo is a better detective than Holmes.
Don’t you mean Collumbo?