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The Planet Of Speed Dating

No, my last girlfriend was killed by a time travelling cyborg assassin from the future.
Oh, I’m so sorry!

My last four girlfriends actually…

Funny coincidence, right?
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Ha ha ha! Oh, you’re funny!

And what a beautifully spacious chest cavity you have!

Tell me, have you ever considered gestating offspring?
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Despite my small stature I can assure you I am significantly endowed in the bedroom area.
Er…

My apologies, I believe my translator may be experiencing a malfunction.
Oh, I see. No problem.

I meant of course to say that I have a gigantic c-
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