16. Crabs

16. Crabs

Flying crabs – punchline or legitimately terrifying? You decide!


Crabs? You think crabs ended the world?

No, man. That’s… that would be ridiculous. How would that even work?
But you just said-

Not normal crabs, obviously! They can’t even walk forward. The only manage that side-to-side nonsense.

Then what are you-
Vampire crabs! Obviously.

Think about it, man! Vampires can turn into bats, right? And bats can fly!

Vampire crabs would be able to travel in any direction. Nothing could stop them!

That’s right, just walk away! Don’t you see that’s how the vampire crabs won!?
That’s how they always win!

Posted on December 19, 2017 at 12:01 am in Ghosts Of The Great Mistake. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment or trackback from your own site.

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