33. Sardines

33. Sardines

So I guess it turns out ghosts don’t have reflections? Gasp! What if they’re… vampire ghosts?


My sister married a sardine.
Is that… a metaphor?

No, it’s a fish.

Yeah, they’re these little critters that swim in like, these giant shoals of-

No, I know what a-
I mean – she really married a sardine?

Oh! Yeah. They eloped. It was this whole thing.

She bought him a little red bowler hat and a little red bowtie so she could tell him apart from all the other sardines.

Last I heard they had a touring showstunes act. Turns out the sardine was an amazing pianist.
What? But how did he-

Everything you’ve just told me was a lie, wasn’t it?

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