38. One Weird Trick

38. One Weird Trick

It also works for weddings, funerals and bar mitzvahs.


I always used to feel really awkward at parties.

Then I found this one weird trick that really helped.

Weird how?
Well… have you ever seen Jurassic Park?

Okay well, I used to imagine that I was the T-Rex, right?

And everyone else at the party was a goat.
And my job was to try and bite as many of the goats’ heads off as possible before the party was over.

And that worked, did it?
Oh yeah.

Pretty soon I stopped getting invited to parties altogether.

Posted on May 22, 2018 at 12:01 am in Ghosts Of The Great Mistake. Follow responses to this post with the comments feed. You can leave a comment or trackback from your own site.

1 Response

  1. Becca says:

    I like it. It made me smile. I have been a wallflower and an anxious one around crowds myself. I will have to try this one….Got any more good ideas for the many challenges of life?

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