Although they do both like tummy rubs.
Cats and dogs? I’ll tell you about cats and fucking dogs.
You see a dog wagging its tail it means it’s happy, right? It’s pleased to see you.
You see a cat wagging its tail? It means the next fucker who strokes it is going to loose a finger.
That’s why we don’t get along.
Their word for ‘hello’ is our word for ‘Fuck you.’