Awww! Lookit the wittle blood splatter on his cute wittle face!
Cats play. It’s what we do.
You’ve all seen kittens playing with balls of wool.
Fucking adorable, right?
Well this? This was just like that. Only… only it wasn’t so much a ball of wool.
It was more sort of… you know. A whole flock of sheep.
And a ride-on lawnmower.