Re-reading the strip, I wondered if perhaps I was ripping off “Thou Shalt Always Kill” by Dan Le Sac & Scroobius Pip with this one. But nope! Turns out the strip came out a year before the song. Phew!
Transcripts
Law
Thou shalt not worship any graven boy-band or manufactured shallow-pop combo.
Thou shalt not fuck with me on a Friday afternoon on pain of death by repeated beating.
Thou shalt render unto me any chocolate biscuits in the house no matter who’s name is so written upon the tin.
Thou shalt do as I say and not as I do. And thou shalt be quick about it.
And let that be the whole of the Law.