Fun fact: when writing Brain Fist I didn’t actually have a cat. We now have three and, dear reader, I’m so very glad that none of them have ever managed to find Romford John’s contact details.
Transcripts
Don’t Run
Don’t run. You run and a dog will have to chase you.
It’s just their nature.
So stand your ground. Raise your hackles. And when that dog comes at you?
You give it a scratch right across its nose that it won’t forget in a hurry.
And then the next day?
The next day you go and pay Romford John to shoot that fucking dog in all four of its fucking doggy kneecaps.