When I was a kid, I remember being obsessed with that old “my dog’s got no nose” Joke. I’d tell it to people again and again and again. I was a pretty annoying kid.
So I’m stuck in this recurring dream. Again.
And every time I take off my glasses?
But the funny thing? It’s not the eyes that bother me.
What gets me is this one question that won’t stop nagging at me the whole way through the dream.
Where the fuck did my nose go?