This strip was originally published on January 9th 2007. Spoilers: Jesus did not, in fact, come back.
Transcripts
Second Kicking
This is it. This is the year. Jesus is coming back.
And it’s going to be different this time.
None of that forgiveness shit.
That never really worked anyhow.
This time? This time there’s just gonna be one big ol’ line of sinners.
And then there’ll be me.
And Jesus.
And two brand new pairs of ass-kicking boots.