Follicles are a harsh mistress.
Come on, don’t be coy. What do you think of it?
Think of what?
My new beard! I’ve been growing it for three weeks now and you’ve not mentioned it once.
Um… I can’t see… I mean…
Oh! Right. Yes. It’s er… certainly… slight.
I um… I meant er… minimal? No. Impressively restrained? Stylishly understated?
Fine! I see how it is! Well let’s see you do better in three weeks.
But I really don’t want to-
Three Weeks Later
I hate you.