Yup, they definitely found the ghost for the job.
They want you to what?
Lead the Ministry of Science’s official investigation into the nature of the “Mass Mortality Event.”
Hmm. Catchy title.
Wow. Where do you even begin with something like that?
Well, essentially there’s two options when approaching a problem like this.
The first is to painstakingly select a team of experts capable of taking a measured, analytical approach to the gathering and analysis of all the available data.
The second is to mash together a group of half-crazed oddballs and hope by dint of the sheer insanity unleashed that the correct answer is somehow illuminated.
You’re going to take option two aren’t you?
The problem with option one, you see, is that it’s really unspeakably dull.