So this is it then?

Our one and only map.
Yep. About as helpful as you thought it’d be.

Did the Royal Cartographer have any useful information to impart?

Apart from a lentil soup recipe I’m going to try at some point, no.

Damn. I was half hoping he might have something squirreled away in his personal collection.

He doesn’t.
You’re sure?
Believe me, I was very thorough in my inquiries.

Why is it I can never tell if you’re implying something inappropriately violent or inappropriately sexual?
Because I’m a professional.