And because it was both.
So this is it then?
Our one and only map.
Yep. About as helpful as you thought it’d be.
Did the Royal Cartographer have any useful information to impart?
Apart from a lentil soup recipe I’m going to try at some point, no.
Damn. I was half hoping he might have something squirreled away in his personal collection.
Believe me, I was very thorough in my inquiries.
Why is it I can never tell if you’re implying something inappropriately violent or inappropriately sexual?
Because I’m a professional.