Also: healthcare costs at an all time low!
Ministers. Do any of you have any good news to report about the state of the Kingdom?
Er… there is the fall in the violent crime rate, your Majesty. It’s really way down.
And there’ve been no murders at all since… well…
There’s… there’s the national debt, your Majesty.
I believe the treasury are… fairly certain?
Fairly certain that we won’t ever have to pay it back. Not after… you know…
Indeed, your majesty