Fine! But if you had to define-

I wouldn’t.
Oh come one! You don’t even know what I was going to ask!

I don’t need to – I’m against definition on principle.

It leads to reductive ways of thinking and, generally speaking, dull conversations.

Right.
Okay then.

If we had “a conversation” about the factors people associate with you being a tremendous asshole, where would we begin?
See? Now we’re really starting to communicate!