Factor 1: Hat jealousy.
Fine! But if you had to define-
Oh come one! You don’t even know what I was going to ask!
I don’t need to – I’m against definition on principle.
It leads to reductive ways of thinking and, generally speaking, dull conversations.
If we had “a conversation” about the factors people associate with you being a tremendous asshole, where would we begin?
See? Now we’re really starting to communicate!