We’re trialling some new metrics in line with recent initiatives to improve satisfaction levels in the kingdom.

With that in mind, would you say you are currently:

A) Jovial.
B) Merry.

C) Full of the holiday spirit.

D) All of the above.

Existence is an unending sham of misbegotten desperation wrapped in a bleak bow of despair.

Okay… I’m going to put that down as a “D”, but how about I draw a little frowny face in next to the answer?
Perfect.