And also super-easy to keep up to date.
I’m here to see the royal cartographer.
We’re only open to the public on Tuesdays.
It is Tuesday.
It is? Damn. You better come in then.
Sorry about that. Cutbacks, y’know. What is it you wanted to see me about?
I’m researching a story but I’m finding it difficult to pin down exactly where the borders of the kingdom lay.
I was hoping you might have some maps?
Maps? Hah! What are maps but the lies of geography?
But… but you’re the royal cartographer!
Yes, well. Since the cutbacks we’ve had to drastically reduce the scope of the department’s collection.
You mean you don’t have any maps of the kingdom at all?
No, we have precisely one map. Would you like to see it?
It’s… completely blank?
I prefer to think of it as brimming with possibilities!