Gentleman.

It’s with a heavy heart that I have to report our complete failure to identify the hidden woman in our midst.
There, there.

But I’m afraid the news only gets worse.

As we feared, allowing this… this… female free reign within the club has instigated an inevitable slide towards moral turpitude.

And as a result it’s come to my attention that one of us… one of us is secretly…

French.

Gasp!
No!
Zut Alors!
C’est nest pas possible!