There should have been a battle.

Your Majesty?
When it all ended, I mean.

I could have lead our armies against the forces of the apocalypse from atop a majestic steed!

I… wasn’t aware you knew how to ride a horse, your Majesty?

I don’t. But It can’t be that hard, can it?

Presumably you just point the… the mouth-end in the direction of the enemy and then off you go!

Indeed, your Majesty.