Inanimate Monkey Adventures!
1: Self-Loathing
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You know what I hate, Button?
 
What?  
 
I hate being me.
 
  Come on, man...
 
No, I do. I hate being a little plastic
monkey that no one takes seriously.
 
 
You're still hurting over this thing with-
 
This isn't about her! This is about
me. It's about what's wrong with me.
 
But there's nothing wrong with you!
 
Yeah? Then why can't I ever take
responsibility for my actions? Huh?
 
Why can't I ever seem to make
any changes in my life?
 
Why can't I pick a direction to
move in and just… just go?
 
Why, Button? Why!?
 
Erm...  
 
I'll tell you why, shall I?
 
There's no need to-  
 
Would you like to know!?
 
Just calm down and-  
 
BECAUSE I'M AN INANIMATE
FUCKING OBJECT! THAT'S WHY!
 
 
 
 
 
Feel any better for that, do you?
 
No!
 
Moral: Being Inanimate Sucks.
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