|You know what I hate, Button?|
|I hate being me.|
|Come on, man...|
I do. I hate being a little plastic
monkey that no one takes seriously.
|You're still hurting over this thing with-|
isn't about her! This is about
me. It's about what's wrong with me.
|But there's nothing wrong with you!|
Then why can't I ever take
responsibility for my actions? Huh?
can't I ever seem to make
any changes in my life?
can't I pick a direction to
move in and just… just go?
|Why, Button? Why!?|
|I'll tell you why, shall I?|
|There's no need to-|
|Would you like to know!?|
|Just calm down and-|
I'M AN INANIMATE
FUCKING OBJECT! THAT'S WHY!
|Feel any better for that, do you?|
|Moral: Being Inanimate Sucks.|