Inanimate
Monkey Adventures! 1: Self-Loathing |
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You know what I hate, Button? | ||||
What? | ||||
I hate being me. | ||||
Come on, man... | ||||
No,
I do. I hate being a little plastic monkey that no one takes seriously. |
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You're still hurting over this thing with- | ||||
This
isn't about her! This is about me. It's about what's wrong with me. |
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But there's nothing wrong with you! | ||||
Yeah?
Then why can't I ever take responsibility for my actions? Huh? |
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Why
can't I ever seem to make any changes in my life? |
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Why
can't I pick a direction to move in and just… just go? |
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Why, Button? Why!? | ||||
Erm... | ||||
I'll tell you why, shall I? | ||||
There's no need to- | ||||
Would you like to know!? | ||||
Just calm down and- | ||||
BECAUSE
I'M AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT! THAT'S WHY! |
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Feel any better for that, do you? | ||||
No! | ||||
Moral: Being Inanimate Sucks. | ||||
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