Inanimate Monkey Adventures!
4: Betrayal
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You know, Button, you're the
only one who understands me?
Sure! I mean, you know what the
pain of being inanimate is like.
Oh. That.  
You're here with me everyday,
enduring the same hardship.
Er... about that...  
And I know I'm not the easiest
person to get along with.
But if it weren't for you, I think
I might just lose it completely.
So I guess what I'm trying
to say is... thank you.
Thank you, Button. Thank
you for being my friend.
Listen, there's something I've
been meaning to tell you.
Sure, Buddy. What is it?
So, anyway. I've got a date tonight.
I'll... I'll catch up with you later.
Moral: Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!
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