Xeno-Craw™ – guaranteed legally distinct from the aliens of any other popular sci-fi franchise, or your money back.
X2: You promised not to freak out.
Tachelock: This isn’t me freaking out. This is me very calmly asking what the fuck that thing is on your head?
X2: It’s a Xeno-craw larvae.
Tachelock: A what-what and what?
JEDCØP: JEDCØP suggests killing it with fire now and worrying about other details later.
X2: Nothing is getting killed by fire! Xeno-craw are an endangered species!
X2: Look, I had a… a bit of an accident when I was on holiday.
X2: I was out hiking one day when I managed to fall into a Xeno-craw nest. And then one of the eggs hatched and well…
X2: This little fella sort of got attached to me, I guess.