Happy Valentines Day everyone! Celebrated here in Solid Metal Override by… er… continuing our current story that doesn’t connect to Valentines in any way at all! Yay!
X2: Er… right.
X2: That’s… good? I guess?
X2: Wait. What game are we playing tonight?
Tachelock: And just how revengy is it? Say on a scale of one to all of us being brutally murdered?
JEDCØP: “Murder” will not specifically be a concern, as in this game we play as spectral remnants of previously deceased organic entities.
X2: Oh! You mean ghosts?
JEDCØP: Spectral remnants! But “ghosts” is also an acceptable term, yes.
JEDCØP: Tonight’s game is a called “The Pacman.” It is a classic from the ancient past of JEDCØP’s prime timeline.
X2: Ooh! Sounds like we’re in for some good, retro fun.
Tachelock: Ugh. If “classic” means “designed by a human” then count me out.
Tachelock: Humans make the worst games.