X2: But no one’s all bad, are they?
X2: And 2X was also quite the charmer…

Tachelock: Oh my god! The two of you totally ended up fucking each other, didn’t you?

X2: I mean… just a little. At first.

X2: And then I guess quite a lot.
Mechra: An unusual strategy for neutralising an alternate reality opponent.
Mechra: I demand you furnish me with the full details of this encounter.

X2: Well…
Tachelock: Oh is that the time? Guess I better be going!
JEDCØP: JEDCØP concurs!

Caption: XX-2X’s Redacted Commentary Corner.
2X: Blank Blank immigration Blank Blank snowflakes Blank triggered Blank Blank rent free Blank Blank great again!