I’d like to return my husband please.
Hello!

I’m afraid we only accept returns on items purchased as this store, madam.
Yes, about that.

I’ve been reading the small print of the extended warranty on that dishwasher you sold us.

Take a look at the third paragraph of page three.

Hmm… my, this is thorough isn’t it…

Ah.
See?

Come on, let’s try and find you a shelf down in household goods.
Righto!