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Monkey Adventures! 1: Self-Loathing |
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You know what I hate, Button? | |||
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What? |
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I hate being me. | |||
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Come on, man... | |||
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No,
I do. I hate being a little plastic monkey that no one takes seriously. |
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You're still hurting over this thing with- | |||
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This
isn't about her! This is about me. It's about what's wrong with me. |
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But there's nothing wrong with you! | |||
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Yeah?
Then why can't I ever take responsibility for my actions? Huh? |
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Why
can't I ever seem to make any changes in my life? |
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Why
can't I pick a direction to move in and just… just go? |
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Why, Button? Why!? | |||
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Erm... |
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I'll tell you why, shall I? | |||
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There's no need to- | |||
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Would you like to know!? | |||
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Just calm down and- | |||
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BECAUSE
I'M AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT! THAT'S WHY! |
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Feel any better for that, do you? | |||
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No! |
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| Moral: Being Inanimate Sucks. | ||||
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