Lemrin: Hold on. You’re the “Dark Master” they were talking about?
Skellaron I suppose “Dark Subcontractor” would be more accurate.
Skellaron But you know what Obloids are like. They need a bit of the old dark lord business to fall in line, otherwise they just go back to worshiping that dumb shape of theirs.
Lemrin: The Holy Oblong is actually quite fascinating. Have you read Alaram’s treatise on-
Skellaron Yes, yes. Thrilling stuff, I’m sure.
Skellaron Anyway, what are you doing all the way out here under the Wetrock Mountains?
Lemrin: Me? I’m where I’m supposed to be!
Lemrin: Didn’t you check the rota in the staff room?
Skellaron Ah. No, sorry. This was kind of a last-minute gig.
Lemrin: *sigh*
Lemrin: Well… what do you want to do now?
Skellaron I don’t know. Want to fight to the death?
Lemrin: Yeah, sure.
Lemrin: Why not?