I’m not sure of the exact shelf life of fresh newt cataracts, but I’m guessing it’s not very long. Unless there’s some sort of freshness preservation magic going on, I guess. Will this mystery be resolved in an upcoming episode? Um… probably not?
Transcripts
Axol: Hello friend, how can I help you today?
Lermin: Um… yeah, I’m after some newt cataracts.
Lermin: Fresh, obviously.
Axol: You have come to the right place, friend!
Axol: Axol’s Amphibious Ingredients is the one stop shop for all your newt needs.
Lermin: Great. Then I’ll take a jar full, please.
Axol: Certainly, friend!
Axol: A jar of powdered newt cataracts coming right up.
Lermin: Er… no. I said I needed fresh.
Axol: Absolutely, friend! One jar of dehydrated newt cataracts!
Lermin: No, Fresh! I need them Fresh!
Axol: Of course, friend! Nothing is fresher than our pickled newt cataracts!
Axol: One jar, coming right-
Lermin: No! Not powdered, not dehydrated and not pickled!
Lermin: I need fresh newt cataracts. Fresh!
Axol: Hello friend, how can I help you today?