Some people would posit that running away from your problems is a bad idea. But if you have to, then dropping a bunch of amphibians on your problems first and then running away is totally the way to do it.
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Lermin: Hobrob, how many people have you stolen from tonight?
Hobrob: A… few.
Lermin: A few?
Hobrob: Possibly several.
Guard: Thief! Somebody stop him!
Lermin: *sigh*
Lermin: Right.
Lermin: You.
Axol: How can I help you today, fr-
Lermin: Sort your current stock by weight.
Lermin: I wish to purchase your thirty heaviest items.
Axol: Certainly, friend! Our thirty heaviest items, coming right up!
Lermin: Good. Please deliver them all at once to my very quickly approaching guards.
Guard: Oi, you! Stop right there!
Lermin: They’ll handle payment.
Lermin: And now we run.
Guard: Stop! Both of you st-
SFX: WOMP!
Guard 2: What the-
SFX: SPLUTCH!
SFX: THLUMP!
SFX: SQUELCH!
Axol: Friends?
Axol: I am ready to accept payment, friends.
Guard: AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Guard 2: Salamanders?! Why am I covered in Salamanders!?