Summoning goldfish into existence is the magical equivalent of a really flashy PowerPoint transition.
Transcripts
Lemrin: What is Quest Magic?
Blackboard: Quest Magic: An Introduction
Lemrin: Quest magic is a fireball when you need a fireball.
Lemrin: But I’m not here to teach you pyromancy.
Lemrin: Quest magic is lead into gold.
Lemrin: And gold into goldfish.
Lemrin: But I’m not here to teach alchemy or transmutation.
Lemrin: Or whatever narrow subset of craft that involves the clever application of mystical goldfish.
Lemrin: Quest magic is simply this:
Lemrin: The needed spell at precisely the needed time.
Lemrin: A magical finger on the scales of fate at exactly the right…
Lemrin: The right…
Lemrin: I’m sorry.
Lemrin: You have a question?