Why work with The Hybrid? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday (unless my aging laptop gives me computer trouble while I’m in Belgium over New Year, in which case there may be a slight service interruption this week).

Not sticking around to enjoy the fun, Bob?

Christmas… or Easter? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

No one minds the rest of the series being given over to delicate political negotiations in all caps, right?

Gratitude or indignation? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

If you want something done personally, do it yourself.

Vader or Austin? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

…what they’re serving in the cafeteria today?

Trust the Queen? Or seek further advice? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Careful Viceroy – maybe it’s a trick question.