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073. Em Em Oh
The Planet Where Everyone Plays
Our new Massive Multiplayer Offline Planet is the next step in gaming!
One hundred percent dynamic content!
Just a single life – no respawns!
Dynamically generated wars and diseases!
Random accidental deaths!
Dynamic random accidental deaths!
It’s so dynamic, eventually everyone you ever played with will be dead and everything you ever did will be forgotten!
That… doesn’t sound very much fun.
You… you heard me say it was “dynamic,” right?