078. Stay!

078. Stay!

Annnnd play dead!

Transcript

The Planet Of The Perfect Pet

At last! After years of research I’ve created the perfect pet!

It’s effectively immortal, consumes no resources, excretes no waste, sheds no hairs and doesn’t need to be taken for walks.

So… what does it do?
Oh! Yes, okay, are you ready? Watch this!
Stay!

You just super-glued some fur to a rock, didn’t you?
It turns out genetic engineering is really hard.

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