It is my experience that some puns generate their own dread gravity that cannot long be resisted.
079. Colider
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The Planet Of The Quarterly Review
I see a rather large proportion of your department’s budget has gone towards a new particle accelerator.
Oh yes. Vital to our ongoing research. Vital.
And that research would be?
Oh, you know. Probing the fundamental forces of the universe. That sort of thing.
Professor! We’ve loaded the Piña Colider with the coconut but we’re running low on rum particles!
So you’re not using it as, say, a billion dollar cocktail shaker to impress the interns?
Only on Fridays.
