Dive or defend? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Or maybe they sent back a spare in case one was damaged? Just sayin’.

Give in? Or set certain conditions? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

At this point, tests three through six are mostly just a blur.

Who will Beatrice forbid to fly? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

And yet conversely, he really misses his old eyebrows.

Hand or death ray? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

“But it’s the second giraffe that gets the cheese.”

Charge! Or… maybe get someone else to try charging first? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Cromwell and time travel – what could possibly go wrong?