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What if we also throw in a free toaster oven and new set of kitchen knives?

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It is with a heavy heart that I come to type the phrase “elephant jetpack” for the last… well, the last time until there’s an emergency, anyway.

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Sneaky stealth pilot for new spin off series, “Cromwell: The Elephant Whisperer.”

Name that Elephant! Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Dun dun dunnnn!

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Rest in peace, you glorious coffee pot.