For some reason they’d also wear bowler hats.

Surviving related heatstroke issues is another matter entirely.

How would we ever get by without him?

Yours to print out and redeem at your nearest participating church.

Dull, sure. But he did cook a mean spaghetti bolognese.

Mew.

Obviously Her Majesty is a few years behind in her movie viewing.

Jaws! The Catcher In The Rye! Uh… High School Musical 3!

Top parenting hint: don’t let me near your children.

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