Drag Cromwell out or seek expert advice? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

That’s basically how that saying goes, right?

Punch or read? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

All leaflets do that, right? I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about.

Succumb! …or resist? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Although we did get given these lovely organic containment pods!

Slap Cromwell? Or ask someone else? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied a little early this week on Wednesday evening and the result shown on Friday.

-still nothing good.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Everyone has those dreams, right? Right?