…? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Um…. what?

Can Bea resist? Or are the dice too loaded against her? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

And you don’t seem to have nearly enough legs…

Try being good… or evil? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Chaotic neutral, maybe?

Unless… who? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Interestingly, this wouldn’t even make the top ten of Cromwell’s worst failed pick up lines.

A ghost? Or an elephant? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

New favourite sound effect? Also: special guest voice actor!