Oh look! It appears 1B13 wasn’t okay to teach in after all. Who possibly could have seen that coming? Also – more students! And since these are Third Years, they’re all allowed to have names straight away. Meet Leerah, Tector and Drorn. Here’s hoping they survive the rest of the class!
Transcripts
The Bubbling: All shall know fear at the bubbling of my words!
The Bubbling: In fear they will know despair!
The Bubbling: In despair they will be consumed!
Lemrin: *sigh*
Lemrin: Right. Looks like these tutorials just became a practical.
Lemrin: Leerah, situation analysis.
Leerah: It appears to be an ectoplasmic manifestation of other dimensional origin. Likely due to poor fail-safe maintenance.
Paper: Ubiquimancy and Surprise: Practical Applications for Impractical Magic
Paper: By Leerah Firestep
The Bubbling: I shall swallow your very souls!
Leerah: Also, it would like to eat our souls.
Lemrin: Agreed.
Lemrin: Tector, appropriate response protocol?
Tector: D.C.D.B.
Lemrin: Which stands for?
Paper: A Gizmancer’s Lament: Popular Myths of the Magical Engineer.
Paper: By Tector Cog-Bottle
Tector: Defend. Contain. Degrade. Banish.
Lemrin: Good.
Lemrin: Drorn, anything we’re missing?
Drorn: I want to hit it with a really big hammer.
Lemrin: Good instincts, Drorn.
Paper: Everything is a Nail: New Approaches to Applied Hammermancy
Paper: By Drorn Drornsdotter