Those ground-in grey atom smears are just murder to get out of the carpet.

Who knew he was such a sensitive soul at heart?

That and armour-piercing anti-tank weaponry. Obviously.  

Those are totally the worst kind of brave citizens. Also! Please vote for A Duck Has An Adventure in the New Media Writing Prize. Thanks!

Utterly. Also: Vote Duck! For a brighter tomorrow.

Return your library books late! Sneak into the movies! Chaos!  

Pretty please? With sugar on top?

Can “literally” be used accurately when referring to a virtual environment? Discuss.  

You tell ’em, Masivo.

Nothing induces panic like some really menacing shoulder pads.