Tachelock: You’d be amazed at the number of gigs I’ve landed that I was actually completely unqualified for.
Sol: No. No I would not.

Tachelock: Ooh! And there’s that microscope alt mode I’ve always wanted to try. That would be perfect for this!

X2: Would it? What would you be looking at under a microscope?

Tachelock: Crime!

Tachelock: And… and I don’t know. Evidence and stuff.

Sol: You do realise being a detective requires the ability to actually solve crimes, right?
Sol: Not just commit them.

Tachelock: Yes, and that’s exactly why I’ll be so good at it.
Tachelock: It’ll just be like doing a crime, only in reverse!